What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 13:19

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What is your favourite colour and why?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”